Top Ten Drunken Twatter Posts For July 6, 2011

Mz. Chick was a bit confused (nothing new there, bitches!) about whether her version of Twitter should be spelled "Twatter" or "Twater."  So, she turned to her fellow drunken bitches and asked how they thought it should be spelled on her Facebook page.  So far, everyone agrees it should be spelled with two t's.  Polls still opened, so get to voting, bitches!

Mz. Chick also fame-whored herself out last night and asked for some followers.  Her bitches came through for her!  Welcome to all the new bitches and thanks to everyone else for getting the message out!  Mz. Chick truly loves her twatter family!

Don't forget to send Mz. Chick all of your questions on etiquette (or how to become a drunken whore!) and send her some fan mail (or hate mail, she doesn't care) (read this post for more information).

Top Ten Drunken Twats Of The Day

If you would like to submit your twit, twat, whatever for Mz. Chick's consideration, you can join her on twatter.  If it is truly hilarious, DM her as well so she doesn't miss it.

Mz. Chick's Twatter Page

1. MarisaGreenLevy (Twitter Page): Come on tweeps @MzElizaChick needs just 10 more peeps to make 200. Help her Twatter dreams come true. The poor bitch has no life (You've got that right, sister!)
2. RochNRachel (Twitter Page): kinda like my red wine with a cock garnish! (Mz. Chick approves of drunken sluts!  Cheers, darling!)
3. jenleeman (Twitter Page):  looking forward to hearing your views on cock and red wine ; )  (Mz. Chick's live stream on the Twatter is now turning into a porn chat.)
4. ARoss119 (Twitter Page): I have some extra midol is anyone needs any even men have moments too (Bless you, darling!)
5. cellabella1 (Twitter Page): @MzElizaChick You made your own #redwinedrinkinfuckwhore self twatter famous! Congrats to YOU! xxxxxxxGoodnight!  (Thank you, darling!)
6. misterjoep (Twitter Page): Hey all you wacky #twitterfriends out there meet @MZELIZACHICK. She is new to the group so play nice. (Mz. Chick never plays nice, darling, but she appreciates the shout-out!)
7. teripope (Twitter Page): @MzElizaChick Transvaginal Mesh Failure! I understand it and it's fking hilarious!!LMAO! peeing even!  (Mz. Chick has no idea what Transvaginal Mesh Failure is, but whenever she sees it, she can't help but laugh!)
8. NDakotaNative (Twitter Page): @QueenofSpain smack her for those of us wanting to be there.  (Mz. Chick approves of drunken twatter cat fights.)
9. Whiteheart18 (Twitter Page): @ladygaga I'm a forty-three going on forty-four year old monster. please follow me. It would make my year.   (Mz. Chick approves of being a fame whore!  Hope she followed, darling!)
10. amybrown1221 (Twitter Page): Watching an old episode of #RHONY and god Kelly is insane and Luann is a bitch. Just saying.  (This should be repeated as much as possible.)

Just because Mz. Chick's bitches like this picture so much!