Monday, July 4, 2011

New Feature: Mz. Chick's Mailbag and Mz. Chick's Advice Column

Hello my bitches!  Mz. Chick hopes you all had a lovely weekend and that her fellow U.S.A. citizens are having a great Fourth of July.

Over the weekend, Mz. Chick was thinking about what she could do to achieve her goal of becoming a Twater Fame Whore.  After eating some jelly beans, she realized that she should give advice (hey, Kelly maybe on to something!).  That's right, bitches, Mz. Chick is starting her very own advice column!  Every Monday she will post her answers to your etiquette questions, how to become a drunken whore or anything else you may have a question on.

I know that my fellow drunken bitches are just squealing in delight over this!  So, how can you participate?  Easy!  Post your questions on this thread, twat them to Mz. Chick, write on her Facebook wall or use the contact button to drop her an email.  

But it gets even better bitches!  Every Friday Mz. Chick will post some of the mail she gets (either through the Twater or email) in another new feature called "Mz. Chick's Mailbag!"  Aren't you just peeing yourselves in excitement?  Unlike Mz. Zarin, she will even post some of her hate mail!  "But why would you do that, Mz. Chick?"  I can hear my bitches asking.  Simple, bitches!  Mz. Chick desires to become a fame whore (at least on Twater...and yes, now THE BLOGGING WORLD!!!) and she aspires to have as many haters (and even more people who love her drunken ass) as Jill Zarin, so she wants to promote herself!  And what better way than posting all the love (and hate) she gets from her fans (and haters)?  So, show her some love (or hate) by sending an email to her or through the twater!

Stay tuned for the drunken update, bitches!

Because it is not a Mz. Chick post without this picture.

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