About This Hot Drunken Mess

Cartoon shamelessly stolen from Lynn in Chicago's "I Hate Jill Zarin" blog.

This blog is dedicated to red wine.  And bitchiness.  And snark.  And gossip.  Mz. Chick will post links to her favorite blog posts, her random drunken thoughts, bits and pieces of gossip and whatever else she wants to.  She will be happy to add your blog to her list, would appreciate a link back, and loves her fellow drunken twater bitches like they were a second family.

The first thing that you should know about Mz. Chick is that she doesn't take herself seriously or this blog seriously.  She got tired of reading all the blogs on the Real House Bitches (and other gossip sites) that took themselves seriously, and wanted to see if she could create a hot drunken mess.  Mission accomplished, bitches!  Mz. Chick does have her favorite House Bitches, but isn't above snarking on them.

The second thing you should know that if these reality bitches didn't want Mz. Chick to snark on their silly asses, they shouldn't have signed up for their respective shows in the first place (and that means YOU Jill Zarin).  Just remember they are the ones that chose to sign up for these shows because, as we all know, they are fame whores.  Welcome to fame, bitches!

Mz. Chick's favorite picture.  Ever.

Thirdly, Mz. Chick likes to gossip.  However, she doesn't do that with her real friends because she has got a kind heart (yes she does and she'll pull your weave out of your head if you don't believe it!).  So, she gets out all of her mean girl instincts on people she doesn't know.  Mainly, the Real Housewives.  However, she isn't immune to snarking about other folks in the public spotlight.  If you are a fame whore, you are not safe from Mz. Chick and her drunken ramblings!

Fourth, while Mz. Chick enjoys a good bitch fest just like any other chick, she will not tolerate racist or homophobic rants in her comments.  Spammers can go jump.  She won't make you fill out those stupid word verifications because she can never figure out those damned things in her drunken state, and comments are not moderated because she doesn't want to interrupt a good flame war in progress.  She'll get around to deleting comments that violate her modest rules just as soon as she finishes off her bottle of red wine.

Fifth, Mz. Chick's goal in life is to become a Twatter Fame Whore.  Send her love and send her followers bitches!  You want to post something on your blog that Mz. Chick spewed?  Go for it (just include a link back)!  Got a hot tip for Mz. Chick?  You can contact her multiple ways (see side bar), and she promises to keep her drunken whore mouth shut about you!

And finally, Mz. Chick likes to refer to herself in the third person.  If you don't like that, darling, you can go back to the cabinet you crawled out of.