Mz. Chick is Back and Clowning on Mz. Zarin

Hey you bitches!  Elizabeth wanted to take over Mz. Chick's blog for a moment because she didn't think Mz. Chick could get all serious and shit.  But, Mz. Chick wrestled back control of her blog and told Elizabeth to go jump so she could clown on Mz. Zarin's silly ass!  You're welcome!

Okay.  Who at NASDAQ thought this was a good idea?!?

If you wonder why this country's financial markets are on the edge of disaster, it is because they let clowns like Jill "The Bitch" Zarin and Kelly "Jellybeans" Bensimon ring their opening bell!  Mz. Chick firmly believes it is not all the Wall Street money whores stealing as much as they can.  Nope, that makes too much sense, it is the fact that they periodically let fame whore open their trading day:

Fame Whores.  By NASDAQ.

Mz. Chick would also like to observe that Mz. Zarin only twated about her, not about her good friend, Jelly Beans, being there as well.  Mz. Chick had to click on the link to the picture in order to discover that Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs was there too!  Mz. Zarin will not have anyone moving in on her fame whoring ways, and she is probably pissed she couldn't get a picture without Jelly Beans being there too!  Jelly Beans better recognize that Mz. Zarin is the Queen of Fame Whores.

If that wasn't enough, The Bitch is also promoting the fact that she is going to be on "White Collar" tonight (on the USA network).  Holy shit balls!  Mz. Chick admires how this bitch fame whores herself out so damned much!  Anyway, she has actually got it into her head that she wants to be an "actress" now.   Hahahahahaha!  Mz. Chick doesn't think that Bobby has enough money to buy her an Oscar!  Maybe some stupid "viewers choice" award, though!  Good luck with that Mz. Zarin, Mz. Chick is rooting for you!

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