Jill "The Bitch" Zarin Gets Caught Being a Bitch and Mz. Chick Has the Proof!

NOTE:  Tomorrow is unfollow Jill Zarin day on Twitter.  Bitches, get to it!!!!


Warning:  Snark fueled by red wine.

What's up, my bitches!  Have I got a post for you today.  First Mz. Chick is snarking on the Countless and Mz. Zolciak.  That is just a little taste, because she has got the dirt on Jill "The Bitch" Zarin and her bitchy ways!  With screen caps of her hot drunken mess of a shit storm!  You just know that Mz. Chick is over the moon about this.  She then goes on to snark a bit on Mz. Giudice.  Of course, Mz. Chick's drunken top ten twats are also included.  Buckle up, bitches and read on!

Tranny Train Wreck, by Bravo.

Darlings, Mz. Chick is absolutely beside herself that the Countless not only stepped out looking like this but posted a picture of herself, and thinks she looks wonderful!  The hair is drag queen fabulous, while the dress--that wonderful purple train wreck--only enhances the masculine shoulders.  The make-up, however, needs help.  Someone call RuPaul, stat!

Before: Could be a drag queen.  After:  Confirmation: there be a drag queen here!

Holy red wine folks, this delusional bitch is actually posing for pictures.  We all know that the Countless is delusional when it comes to her own behavior on the show, but this is taking the cake.  No wonder she is friends with her fellow train wreck: 

Mz. Chick just loves to have new reasons to post this picture!

It only gets better, bitches!  She has released a video of her newest, ear-bleeding, single, featuring Jill "The Bitch" Zarin and Kelly "Jellybeans" Bensimon!  OH MY GAWD!  Somebody call an ambulance because Mz. Chick is dying of laughter over here!  It is only disappointing in the fact that it does not reach MS BS levels of stupidity.

Speaking of bad hair choices, Mz. Chick is pissed at Kim Zolciak because she is in the news today, not for her gold-digging ways, but posing with her beautiful new son.  Mz. Chick has a strict rule of never snarking on reality children (unless they are over 18), especially adorable babies (see, Mz. Chick does have a heart!).  Anyway, here is the gold-digging whore with her jackpot...um, baby:

Mz. Chick wants to squeeze those little cheeks, but would happily slap the mother and yell "WHORE!"

Mz. Chick is also pissed at Mz. Zolciak because she actually twatted something nice to the bitch last night, and the bitch never responded!  The nerve of some people!  Mz. Zolciak should be warned that Mz. Chick lives only an hour away from Atlanta!  Then again, Mz. Zolciak doesn't have much to fear from a drunken bitch who randomly yells "I'm a Twatter..Twit...whatever-the-fuck.. Fame Whore!" at the top of her lungs.

In other Twatter news, some jack ass Jill Zarin "defender" tried to engage in a Twat war (that did not sound right at all) with Mz. Chick.  Unfortunately for Jill, she pays her "assistants" such a low wage that they do not have the intelligence to properly engage Mz. Chick.  Now, with all the wine that Mz. Chick drinks, you just know that she doesn't have that many functioning brain cells, which tells you something about who Jill hires!

Moving to the big news!

These House Bitches are really acting up today!  Jill Zarin, in a desperate attempt to have me snark on her proper (instead of posting that stupid picture) wrote this on her facebook:

Screen cap because Mz. Chick knew the bitch was going to erase that shit from her Facebook!  Keep reading, bitches!

What the fuck is the matter with these stupid bitches?  Are they all still in high school?  Of course, Mz. Chick must confess, she loves this shit.  She posted the following comment: "WOW!  Who is the mean girl who is cyber-bullying people, again?  You stupid bitch."  Which didn't last long AT ALL.  When the comment was erased (it took a whole 30 minutes, pay those people more, Jill!) Mz. Chick wrote: "And...I see the little delete fairy has come to erase my comment. Doesn't matter, you're still a silly bitch! :-)"   Hahahaha...Mz. Chick is such a bitch when she is drunk.  Of course, that last comment didn't last as long, under a minute.  Mz. Chick can just imagine some poor assistant getting slapped upside the head by Bobby while the Queen of Mean Girls screamed at the poor fool.  Then Mz. Chick got sick of tormenting Jill and decided to do better things....

Boo-hoo.  Mz. Chick called me a silly bitch on my own Facebook page!

...like fuck with Cindy Barshop on Twatter!  Oh, yes, she went there bitches! And, she responded back.  You know what that means, she who has been known as Horse Teeth is now christened, The Divine Mz. Barshop.  I'll let that one sink in for a minute.  

Downed your glass of wine?  Good.  Here is the conversation:

• Mz. Chick: "Hi, just wanted to ask, why are you letting Jill fight your battles for you? Shouldn't you be the one to post that letter?" 
• The Divine Mz. Barshop: "@MzElizaChick I never requested anything; if I wanted something posted, I would post it. P.S. Love your avatar!"
• Mz. Chick: "@CindyBarshop Thank you! You might want to talk to Jill, b/c she is claiming that you want her to post it. :)"

Shortly there after, Jill posted this on her Facebook:  "Sorry guys...Carol asked me not to publish the letter since she is afraid of any backlash. I have to respect that and only wish her peace and well being. She deserves that."

Looks like Mz. Zarin got caught with her pants down on this one!  And Mz. Chick got to see it happen in real time (instead of reading about it the next day)!  Here is what Mz. Chick thinks what happened:  The Divine Mz. Barshop called up Carol (Cindy's brother's girlfriend, keep up bitches!) and told her what fucketry Jill "The Bitch" Zarin was engaged in.  Carol then hunted down Jill, kicked her bitch ass all over Manhattan, and told her to take that shit off.  Jill, realizing she is dealing with someone who doesn't put up with her hot mess, complied (because she is just a spineless coward like that).

But, wait, it gets even better....Jill "The Bitch" Zarin even erased the above comment on her Facebook.  Oh yes the bitch did!  She just wanted to erase any memory of this ever happening!  Apparently, Carol can really kick some ass.  But don't worry, my bitches Mz. Chick quickly went to her TwatDick...um, TweetDeck and managed to capture the comment before her Dick...Deck updated.  Here it is:

Even drunk, Mz. Chick is able to think more quickly than Mz. Zarin and hit print screen. 

Aren't you bitches glad that Mz. Chick has no life so she can keep up with all this nonsense?  That way, you bitches (who have a life) can come on here and laugh!  This proves Mz. Chick's devotion to her loving drunken twat family.  You're welcome!

And just when Mz. Chick was done messing around with these House Wife Bitches In Touch Weekly is reporting that Teresa Giudice is going for baby number five.  At first, that fucktard, Perez Hilton reported that the bitch was already knocked up, causing Mz. Chick to drop her wine glass in absolute glee that there would be another table-flipping, bad hair bow wearing, "I'm to pretty to work," rug rat running around.  Unfortunately, the article is about Mz. Giudice's plans to pop out another one.  One word of advice, Tree: you better get on that and quick before Juicy Joe (Mz. Chick just vomited after typing that) gets hauled off to prison.

Top Ten Drunken Twits..Twats, Whatever Of The Day

If you would like to submit your twit, twat, whatever for Mz. Chick's consideration, you can join her on twitter.  If it is truly hilarious, DM her as well so she doesn't miss it.

Today's twits are so spectacularly funny that Mz. Chick has decided to let them stand on their own (that, and after all the House Bitches fuckerty going on today, she didn't have enough snark left over to do these justice).  Twit on, you drunken bitches!

1. lorilori11735 (Twitter Page): Omfg Luann is releasing more music?! Wasn't that first autotuned trainwreck enough?!! Ear plugs please!!!
2. LitSnitch (Twitter Page): Why do my family emergencies always involve Meth addicts and kids that don't belong to me? LOL #JerrySpringerReject
3. amybrown1221 (Twitter Page): Anywhere they have bomb shelters be a norm in households I am not going. Just saying.
4. CnutInAKaftan (Twitter Page): Money can't buy you class -- but it can facilitate an ill-advised brush with the bleach bottle.
5. kikilet (Twitter Page): Just for fun, tell the jury- If you dont acquit, I'll throw my shit! and fling melted snickers at em.
6. plainviewsue (Twitter Page): Jill only has sex if there is a gift of diamonds at the end!
7. goddess_tamara (Twitter Page): I think your blog is fun & you are funny as well!! (Mz. Chick adores bitches that kiss her ass.  Thank you, darling)
8. LynnschinsLLC (Twitter Page ): I feel like a frat guy trying to figure out a clitoris! I can't even send a damn email.
9. MusicAsis (Twitter Page ): Anybody who DID NOT have a baby by Lil Wayne has PHD intelligence as far as I'm concerned. 
10. tiredofthis_ (Twitter Page ): @ramonasinger You weren't with the absolutely hideous creatures at Luanns paty were you? Luann & Jill are disgusting!