Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Mz. Chick Is Becoming a Fame Whore

Warning: A bottle of red wine was murdered in the writing of this post.
The Beautiful Sonja Morgan.
Earlier this evening, The Beautiful Mz. Morgan re-twitted a twit I twitted.  Wait.  She re-retweeted a twit I tweeted.  That still isn't right, but whatever, this red wine is good.  Anyway, because Mz. Morgan didn't actually engage in a conversation with Mz. Chick, nor did she even send a separate hello, she is only The Beautiful Mz. Morgan as opposed to The Divine.  So far, only Mz. McCord holds that title.

The Divine Mz. McCord, Mz. Chick's best Twit ..Twat..whatever... friend.
Shall Mz. Chick make a confession?  Yes.  Yes she should (and she should really stop holding conversations with herself on this blog, but whatever, this red wine is good).  Mz. Chick wants to be a Twitter Fame Whore.  She wants lots of followers to kiss her drunken ass (and a couple of bitchy ones who will argue with her), have celebrities shocked enough to ban her, while others twit...twat...whatever this red wine is good, to her.  She wants her TwatDick, wait, TwatDeck, almost...TwitDeck (ha!  I got it!  Take that red wine!) to explode when others mention her.

Mz. Chick dreams of the day when she can become a name-dropping Twatter...er...Tickleher...what-the-hell-ever...fame whore.  Why would anyone want this kind of life style?  Well, Mz. Chick lives out in the sticks of Georgia and is at home all day.  While she is confident in her fabulous, drunken self, she doesn't fit in around the rather conservative non-wine drinking folk around here.

In other words, Mz. Chick is bored out of her skull, so make her famous, bitches!

However, she does not want to be a Reality TV Fame Whore.  Her drunken ass may go out like this and bitches might make fun of her:

Mz. Chick just loves this picture.

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